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What exactly is ‘Moron Garage’?  Is it a place?  An enterprise?  A grunge band?

 

No, Moron Garage is more like a state of being, a philosophy, a way of life, living with complete impunity. 

 

Moron Garage is a place where, with enough beer, everything sounds like a good idea.  A place where sharp tools, high voltage and gasoline often converge with dire consequence.  A place where anything can happen with enough bricks, chainsaws, and boat motors. 

 

A place where winches reign and thousands of dollars are spent purchasing tools of unknown purpose. 

 

In short, a guys paradise chock full of big trucks, fast bikes, and multiple boats seemingly incapable of self propulsion.

 

It is in this fertile environment of imbecility that bad ideas flourish, steel often cuts flesh and every once and a while something good happens.

 

 


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